garbage can lid

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Flip Your Bitchcake's Lid

To lose one's temper.

Alison flipped her bitchcake's lid when she found out that Donny was in love with another man.

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lid muncher

A person (or persons) with front teeth like bugs bunny while in the act of male oral stimulation get a bit to excited and chomp down on the large purple radish!
Often associated with proding your finger up the other party's khyber pass when in the "69"

"i was biffing this goofy bird last night, she was a right lid muncher"

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Pop the lid and suck it up

In the book Suck it Up
the quote is used because of the main character's loser personality and he has to live with his whole life
It is kind of like cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it

Person 1: I'm never going to finish this essay.
Person 2:Dude, pop the lid and suck it up!

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Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":

My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.

God, Garbage Can Lid rules!

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Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS)

Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.

While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.

Leaving the lid off the blender

To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.

Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.

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