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applejack, a brandy made by distilling hard apple cider (from the fact that the distilleries that produce it are in New Jersey)
a shot of Jersey lightning, let alone plain old brandy, is enough to make me sick.
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Lightning that flashes during a summer thunderstorm but doen't produce a thunderclap. Thia event usually occurs during the summer monsoon season when the outside temperture is so warm {90-110 degrees F that it doesn't produce the cool air that is needed to produce thunder.
A monsoon overlaped into the Southern Californis basin & produce a series of heat lightning strikes.
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It where you are having intercourse with your girl friend or whom ever, in the missionary position. And when you are about to CUM you pull out and cum on your hand then slap the person you are having sex with on the forehead. But you must say something outlandish once this is performed.
Ha damn bitch you have been struck by the mighty ZEUS HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THATS THE WHITE LIGHTNING
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Intentional arson to one's own business or home in hopes of receiving insurance money for the damage. Usually done to a home or business that you are having no success selling and are just really desperate to retrieve home equity from. The practice can be prosecuted under numerous felonies, but rarely is, because it's very hard to prove you intentionally set fire to a building. Often times, some idiots pour gasoline all over their building in hopes of it burning faster, but that's the most common way people get caught for it. As soon as the cops and the fire department smell gasoline and see it everywhere, you're getting arrested for arson and attempted insurance fraud, and you won't get a penny from insurance.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
Bob's convenience store went out of business, and then coincidentally burned down after he failed to sell it. He got a million dollars of insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
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Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.
Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.
Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.
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when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.
dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"
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the act of sitting at a lunch table or other gathering amongst friends and standing up and throwing a fork while quoting a skill from an online video game that nobody will admit that they play in open conversation
"Yo did you hear what Adam did"?
"Yeah he spear of lightninged the fork at lucnh"
"How crazy was that"
"He was like a swaggavirgin unleashed"
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