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When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*
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Something people say and then pretend they didn't
Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up
Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never
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Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job
Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*
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I love you is 3 words that should only be used to one person in your life and your family!When you say "i love you" and they respond with "i love you to!" You made their day and just know that if they love you then they trust you more than anyone else,talk to you alot,think about you,smile for no reason,stares alot,always looks for you first and always happy to see you.(some boys/girls show that they love you in different ways)USE THE words "I LOVE YOU" to someone SPECIAL!?!?
BOY:i need to tell you something...i felt this for a week now and you need to know..
GIRL:what is it?
BOY:*breathes in and out*I love you...
BOY:why are you so happy?
GIRL:im really happy because i love you to!!!
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kira: love you syndrome
everyone:shut up low rank
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Sunday Love You: (n.) When the host of a one night stand, typically a man, drops an 'I Love You' in order to hurry a partner out of his dorm room/apartment so that he can get to all the work he's been putting off for Sunday. Generally effective 95% of the time but has been known to miserably backfire. Never to be used on a suspected clinger.
"Dude that chick from the bar was hot, like smash again in the morning when sober and there's light out hot."
"I wish man but I hadn't even started on my Case Study, I had to drop a Sunday Love You."
"Oh sucks, did it work?"
"Yeah she got dressed faster than Jerry Sudansky caught naked at a playground but it was pointless, I spent all Sunday procrasturbating anyway."
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When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
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