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Aussie greating - "hello friend"
e.g g'day mate, you going to Robbo's joint for a BBQ later?
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a person that you love and hate at the same time, an ex girlfriend you haven't quite gotten over, a competitive childhood friend, your annoying brother
Everytime I see Tyson my heart skips a beat, however I can't get over the hpv he gave me. He is soo my hate mate.
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A polite way of saying shut the fuck up.
"Shoosh mate! I've heard enough."
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Baldie's apology when he almost comes within 10 feet of bumping into someone walking the other way. The words are preceded by a sudden and dramatic halt in which Baldie assumes the petrified stance of a person about to be run down by a tank: leaning back with hands up in a "please don't shoot, I'm an unarmed queer" gesture. This pathetic and unnecessary posture is made more ridiculous still by a facial expression of sheer terror, such as one might display when confronted by a rabid rhinoceros that has just eaten one's children.
Just saw Baldie in the corridor.
Did you talk to the twat?
No. He was about 20 metres away but appeared to believe he'd just knocked me over. He froze and shouted "Sorry mate!!!"
Fucking bent loser.
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An utterly awesome way to ask people, to chill the fuck out.
idontknow: HOLY FUCK, I HAD TO GET MY DICK AMPUTATED!!
pasi: chillando mate
Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.
Another way of saying, 'very horny'.
Read it in a fanfiction by Neko Izumi in AFF.net
Dude1: Why are you late?
Dude2: My partner got infected by the mate-bacilli. You know what I mean.