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David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.
The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.
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After sex, a women makes a wailing noise with her tongue to further seduce her man.
I was having sex with this girl and then she was mermaiding. This drove me to my peak.
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When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.
Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!
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A mermaid tail is a costume (usually made of swimsuit fabric, silicone or rubber) that can either be swimmable or just for show.
A mermaid tail allows you to look and feel like a mermaid by putting your feet into a fin covered by fabric to look just like the magical creature.
I can’t wait to get my Mermaid Tail for Christmas.
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When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.
*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid
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A gremlin mermaid is usually a very short individual with very unique facial features and attributes. Their communication skills are limited, therefore they use a series of grunts and hand gestures to speak. They are extremly cautious and are easily scared. When spotted, they will bare their teeth, while bringing their hand to chin level and twitter their fingers. This is thought to be a defence mechanism.
When i went walking through the woods, I was lucky enough to spot a gremlin mermaid.
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It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.
I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.
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