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1. A Quick nut.
2. A dude that Cums quick.
aka Two Hump Chump
You know that nigga jerome right?
Ya, Why?
Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.
(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse
Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.
The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.
My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.
Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.
I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.
The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls
Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!
A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
Noun
The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!