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Jenna: I heard Dez found jareds forbidden mushroom last night.
The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.
Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.
My pink mushroom is engorged.
When a man has an inverted dick tip where the cum pools inside it; also known as the holy grail
“Wow, I have my husband a bj last night and drank it from his mushroom cup!”
The smooth skin area remaining after the application of a mushroom tattoo.
GuyA: Richie has a velvet mushroom
GuyB: I know, Hynam gave it too him
A child that’s never allowed to go outside
Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child
A game where you go into a forest and eat the mushrooms you find, without knowing if its poisonous or not.
You either live, die, or have a good time
"Wanna play mushroom roulette with me?"
"Whats that?"
"Its like Russian Roulette, but you replace the gun with a mushroom"
"That sounds like a horrible fucking idea"
One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.
Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.