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(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
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in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
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made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".
Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.
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Masturbation.
As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
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(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
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1) Backdoor to Columbia University.
2) Program for students rejected from Ivy League Institutions, and more generally top tier universities, as admission to this dual degree is relatively high.
3) Group of privileged and self-referential rich kids hanging out between themselves and not doing much in their first two years of college.
4) Four year, direct entry program with the two first years in France at one of Sciences Po's regional campuses, and the two final years in the United States at the undergraduate college for non-traditional students of Columbia University, the School of General Studies. Upon graduation, students are awarded the Sciences Po Bachelor of Arts and the Columbia School of General Studies (GS) Bachelor of Arts.
Friend from high school: How did you get into Columbia? Congrats!
Dual BA student: I got in through the Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po procedure.
Friend from high school: Oh, okay. Never mind.
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a new question to ask random people just to confuse them
whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet
person 1: whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster
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