Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

I facebooked your mum

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.

Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum

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Your Mum's Cunt Stinks

a phrase used to start fights by a group known only as the fountain boys, they use it loosely amongst each other however say it to make people angry, it implies that they have experienced a stink from your mothers vagina, the phrase has now spread to a much wider community, it is widely used in australia

a man walks up to a bar and says to the guy sitting next to him "your mum's cunt stinks"

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Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.

"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")

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Your mum triple gey

Your mum triple gey

Hey tony your mum triple gey *tony dies*

Your mum transgender

A strategic and basic counter if you want to roast somebody.

Jack: Your mum gay
Carl: Your dad lesbian
Jack: Your mum transgender
Carl: *dies*
Jack: 😈😈😈

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Your mum buys Avon

Scottish Insult, used to counter the fatal "your dad sells avon" insult. Use this insult wisely.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck tae min you wee dodger, yer da sells avon get tae"
Scottish Boy 2: "Shup bro, your mum buys avon so shut it"
Scottish Boy: Ended

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