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The region in Stamford above the Merritt Parkway. Usually people from North Stamford go to Westhill, King, Fairfield Prep, and occasionally boarding school. North Stamford can be equated to Shippan, yet it is in the woods instead of on the water. The upside is that there are many places to blaze that are not hotboy, unlike Shippan. The downside is that you have to drive everywhere, and driving to parties sucks. Neighbors are also narcs, so you have to be careful when you have parties.
Is there anything goin on tonight in North Stamford?
Yea someones having a party on mayapple
Damn, that shits too far away.
Yea lets just blaze instead
Is actually a pretty decent place to live. North Dakota has an interesting history, great culture scene, sports galore, and plenty of fun things to do.
From it's larger cities (Fargo, Bismarck, Grand Forks) you can enjoy the most options for big city fun. Fargo is the most cosmopolitan city in the state with a booming downtown area. Bismarck is fun for those people who love the outdoors. if you're a sports fan, head to Grand Forks where the world renowned Ralph Englastad Arena is home to the University of North Dakota hockey team, the Fighting Sioux.
The North Dakota badlands (yes, North Dakota has badlands too) also has plenty of fun activities. Medora, the gateway city to Theodore Roosevelt National Park and the badlands, has pitchfork fondu, a musical every night of the summer in an outdoor amphitheatre, and a beautiful golf course.
Sure the weather can get cold in the winter( I mean pretty cold, like some days highs in the negatives) but the summers are awesome. Highs for the state are usually in the 80's and 90's during the summer with the occasional 100 degree day. Fall and Spring are pretty short.
North Dakota is a great place to live if you're a college student, young family, rich entrepreneur, or even a retired couple. It's a great place to call home.
North Dakota is actually pretty cool
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The north side of torrance is full of motherfuckers who like to kick it. south torrance is full of rich bebe bitches tryna act hard, but they gotta buy their shit with their daddys money. west torrance is full of white boys who dont know how to get down. NT, some say we get down with rolls, but fuck that, we drank 40's and smoke blunts. we go to community college and we kick it in garages. we get marlboro reds at ampm and ricks, and half our pack gets bummed cuz we kick it with broke ass niggas. some fools try to come up in tha budda business but end up letting their profit blow away with the wind. we got asians, (fuck korea) skater niggas, white boys, and chill beaners. Torrance PD is some prick ass motherfuckers, if youre a nigga or a wetback strollin thru mindin your own business, chances are theyre gonna start shit with you. 9 out of 10 times when you see someone pulled over its a black/mexican fool on the curb cuffed up being talked down to by a motherfuckin torrance cop. Were chill with gardena cats. were not with that gangbang shit cuz were too busy dumpin swisher gutz and gettin kush rolled up. NT is the originator of the drink "BRASS MONKEY". NT parties usually get rolled within the hour if youre not chill with the cops. garage kickbacks are the safe bet, but wait till the word gets out, esecially if bitches is involved. the center of north is crenshaw and artesia. it extends from prarie to western.
"you wanna go smoke a blunt with one of my homies"
"ok, where?"
"North Torrance"
"nah fuck that, last time we sat in a dirty ass garage and nobody talked to me because they were all blown, they just sat there and listened to music"
"it was chill tho haw?"
"aite fuck it, as long as they dont play "beer pong" with dirty ass water again"
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semi-large, richie rich town in southern coastal RI. NK'ers are generally white and rich, although most of them like to pretend they have much less money than they really do.THey frown on less-nice parts of town such as Yorktown and other parts of Davisville b/c they lower their economic ranking. NK'ers attend NK high school, known throughout the state as "NK University" b/c of it's ridiculously nice bulding and facilities. Kids at NKHS range from white kids who like to think they're black, rich kids who like to think theyre hippies, preps, kids who like to think they're punk and emo, etc. typical school uniform includes jeans, flip flops, and blood-shot eyes b/c the only thing to do in this town is get high and these kids r pros at this.
any other RI high school student: Oh, you go to NK? (rolls eyes)
NKHS student: Yeah, but you don't understand me, and we kicked ur ass at lacrosse.
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the best damn state in the nation! from the OBX to the great Blue Ridge it's all around sweet...for those of you who think that we're nothing but backwoods rednecks, you've got another thing comin' and had your head out your a$$ soon b/c you can come on down and we'll show you how it's done!
home to the best basketball teams in the country (UNC baby!) and home to the best barbeque anywhere...eastern nc style...
the women are sexy, the tobacco is plentiful, the countryside is beautiful, the beach is sick, the cities are sweet, and the colleges are even sweeter...
North Carolina is all about those UNC Tar Heels!!!!!!!!!
OBX!!!!!!!!!!!
Raleigh and Charlotte!!!!!!!
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Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.
Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?
Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)
Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!
Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug
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