lady husband

A non lesbian life partner.

Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be

My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.

9👍 10👎

step-husband

a side nigga, the dude you go to when your real husband not acting right

My step-husband is coming over saturday because the real husband is pissing me off. #stephusbandsaturdays

5👍 3👎

Stepford Husband

A robot-like man who always behaves predictably and politely and overall is rather boring and unmemorable.

Mitt Romney is an excellent example of a Stepford husband.

4👍 3👎

corpse husband

Has a deep voice and makes wack music

Cool content creator but his fanbase is fucking annoying

Jim: “have you heard corpse husbands voice? i’m bouta cum.“
normal: “but have you seen his fanbase? braindead people.“

29👍 46👎

brother husband

When you look like you could be related to the man you married.

Dude, don't the newlyweds kind of look like they could be related?
Definitely, he is her brother husband for sure!

I will now feast on you, my darling brother husband!

16👍 25👎

My husband

My husband is Tom Felton. He is MY husband, and all you other folk cannot have him. (Besides Daniel Radcliffe.)

Tom Felton is my husband.

9👍 13👎

husband beater

wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate slutasticness

hey i just took a shower and now I'm in my husband beater.

13👍 18👎