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Gooch grass

The hair on the space between or on your balls, and your butt hole, usually very irritating, and will often cause discomfort.

Dude, my gooch grass has been KILLING me all day today!" "Yeah dog, i ripped a bunch of grass out earlier today!

by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010

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Touch grass

It means you’re developing β€œchronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

β€œGamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

β€œDude, go touch grass.”

by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023

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cleat grass

Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you can get.

This cleat grass is so shitty that I wouldn't smoke it if I'd been completely dry for years.

by neswheat October 19, 2006

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Senior Grass

(noun) Senior Grass is a random patch of grass located in the middle of school courtyards that only Seniors and Teachers can walk on. It is often only in private of magnet schools such as Davidson Fine Arts, in which Seniors aren't allowed to do Senior-y things like leave school an hour early, and therefore require some compensation.

Senior Grass often brings out bad cases of Senioritis, which can cause but is no limited to: Seniors skipping class and sitting on the grass, Seniors playing Ultimate Frisbee, and Seniors starting random games in which Juniors, Underclassmen, and Middle Schoolers are not allowed to participate in.

Senior Grass also causes Seniors to be come violently possessive. They often times yell, scream, and wave their arms/shake fists at Juniors and Underclassmen (i.e. 10th, 9th, 8th, 7th, or 6th graders) who step onto their grass. They can become but rarely are violent enough to tackle an Underclassmen or Junior, but rarely are said children injured enough to go to the hospital.

Note: Senior grass may belongto 8th graders under the rare chance that all highschoolers are missing.

Lilly: Man those Senior's have Senioritis bad!
Marianna: yeah, they got so possessive of that Senior Grass that they even tried to punch that kid!

Emma: Stay of the Senior Grass!
Lilly: You aren't a Senior.
Emma: Yeah, but there aren't any Highschoolers, so I'm a Senior today!

by AlyssGrey May 21, 2010

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Grass-hole

A person who is exceptionally obnoxious or high-and-mighty because they regularly use marijuana. Generally demonstrate a bragging nature both when using drugs and when not using drugs, when they feel they can brag about doing pot.

Ben is always talking about his adventures when he's high. He's such a grass-hole.

Jim can be such a grass-hole when we light up together- he's always so macho.

by greenknight04 January 3, 2010

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Snake in the Grass

A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.

James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass

James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"

James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".

by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010

64πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Grass widow

When a woman becomes a widow NOT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED but due to other circumstances. Those reasons may also include a husband (and father, if kids were involved) that leaves home abandoning his wife (and child/ren) never to return. The term "grass widow" was introduced in the 1920s/30s.

For years, Katie Moreland didn't tell her only son Meredith, that his father didn't in fact die. Lane Moreland didn't want to bear the responsibility of raising a family so young, so he packed up his stuff and left, leaving Katie a grass widow.

by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

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