a cheater or a bitch who’s ugly & runs away from their problems or show off
person1 - “damn, Tiffany was acting like a fucking ostrich!”
Person2- “she’s so fake tbh”
An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes
Allison: Oh my god I'm going to kill myself
Me: You fucking ostrich.
big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly
"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"
An ostrich that likes cock in its feathered asshole
Wow look at that gay ostrich
A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.
Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!
Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.
Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.
"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."
A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.
Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.