pad miss

In a dance game, (DDR, In The Groove, Pump It Up) it's when a bad pad causes you to miss a step and not the player. Usually happens on older machines or badly-managed machines.

"This DDR machine sucks. I got a bunch of pad misses."

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Pad Girl

A woman (usually older) who prefers an old school Maxi Pad to the more contemporary Tampon.

Kerry: I don't know if I'm ready to have someone with Tampons in the oval office.

Teo: Nah, I think Hillary is more of a Pad Girl.

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bondage pads

football pads with straps resembling those that you would see in some kinky bondage film.

"bondage pads are better then regular pads" said jimmy.

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pussy pad

small pad or seat behind main seat on motorcycle for your girl to sit.

a pussy pad is a great way to display your trophy (trophies?) on your motorcycle !

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smush pad

A place to have sex, typically your house or a certain room where sexual activity engages.

Bro, I took her back to the smush pad after dinner.

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brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly

I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.

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landing pad

toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.

Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.

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