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The name given to mexican stalkers that one might find lurking in the dark corners of Pendleton College, and perhaps Bolton University, unless it decides to stalk its classmates to Salford uni, in which case they shall be thinking 'FML'.
Socially awkward, usually asks 'are you ok?' repeatedly even though you just told it you was fine 30 seconds ago.
Other quotes 'who do we have today'
'what time do we finish today'
'eep'
It also wears the same clothes every single day.
Usually having a conversation with it makes one think you're high because one is like 'what tha fuck'
Doesn't know how an ipod works.
If one finds Pedro Mexico has a romantic partner, chances are the poor thing is about to be pushed under a bus of kept hostage (see: Please Dont Leave Me - Pink).
Resembles Sevurus Snape.
Bullshitter.
Is that Snape from Harry Potter?' 'No, its just Pedro Mexico
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A former pediatric surgeon, Pedro Juan Rosselló became the most corrupt governor the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico has ever had. He lead the country into bankrupcy and fled to Virginia. After loosing a primary election in March 2008, Puerto Rico has been able to enjoy one thing: the absense of Rosselló from public life.
Tú ere' má' pillo que Pedro Rosselló y lo' cuarenta ladrone'.
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Colombian Pedro Lopez who was convicted of 57 murders in 1980 but is suspected of killing 300 young girls and is the worst serial killer ever.
He rape and killing young girls for pleasure.
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The poopy pedro, sometimes said as "poopy page" is a discusting sexual act,involving poop and a vagina. The poopy pedro is when a man poops a particularly big, hard and dry poop, and uses as as one would use a dildo, inserting it into a womans vagina and thrusting it in and out, or simply leaving it there. It is usually performed by a man, but could technically be performed by another woman, or the woman could poop herself and use said fecal matter, however most girl-poops are not nearly strong or large enough to facillitate the use of the "poopy pedro". The name from the poopy pedro stems from names of dirty sexual acts with a mexican name in them. An example of this is the dirty sanchez, which also involves poop, or the Filthy Rodriguz. This term orinated in the Bay Area, 707. Though it was probobly performed long before the name poopy pedro was given to it, this is the first known instance of a name being applied to this sexual act.
Dude you have no idea, this chick is so kinky and nasty.
We were about to make love and she told me she was into kinky stuff. I asked her what and she told me to put poop in her vagina. She said it's called the poopy pedro. I ran outta there so fast, cuz man, that shit is nasty.
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a very freaky girl.. usually resembles a zombie when received little sleep. She also loves rough sex.
guys run away before alexis pedro eats your brains!!!
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slang word for an individual who constantly acts like a little bitch. derived from the old actor Pedro Gonzalez who allegedly perpetuated negative mexican stereotypes and was "a bitch" to his people
He used to party, then he started acting all pedro gonzalez
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A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!
HE IS SUCH A JP OR JOAO PEDRO!!! SQUIDWARDS RULE!!
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