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A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.
"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"
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When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.
That John only offered me 5 dollar... so I gave the cheap bastard a penguin blowjob!
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The act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals into her mouth, as if he were keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'
Apparently originated from Norwich, England
' Jesus Mick you didn't daddy penguin her again last night did you? Isnt this going a bit far?'
....
‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’
'It's my "Special move"'
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when your bopping your woman at the top of stairs, then you punch the bitch in the back of the head and ride her down the stairs like a sled fucking her the whole way
i penguin pussyed the hooker and accidentally killed her.
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Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
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Someone who is naive in the ways of sex.
Kurt Hummel was a baby penguin until his boyfriend tapped that ass.
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A sentence daddy Damon salvatore says in the vampire diares season 8 episode 3 , at 15:57 bcz he needed help from his brother stefan but he cant physically make himself form the words bcz sybil low jacked/altered his brain so whenever he tries to form the words to tell stefan whats going on it just comes out as "applesauce penguin" .
Whenever i try and form the words to tell you whats going on it just comes out applesauce penguin.
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