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A code way to say 'top heavy'; meaning large tits, without offending said carrier.
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Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?
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those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them
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The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.
Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
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A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.
Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.
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When an Admin or Mod of a Facebook group boots, bans, or blocks a member over a disagreement or petty reason.
"I haven't seen Sam active in the group lately. Hope everything is good." "Oh, Tori petty booted Sam last week because she posted something political on her profile she didn't agree with."
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They are the coolest person. They are quite literally the 😎 emoji.
Hey do you know petty fag?
Oh yeah it’s that really cool person right?
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