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A code way to say 'top heavy'; meaning large tits, without offending said carrier.
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Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?
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those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them
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The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.
Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
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A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.
Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.
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A person who is just doing way to much and just need to be told
Bruhh 1: My Substitute teacher Mr.Kingsley pretty cute
Bruhh 2 : My dog is cuter than all the dudes in this school combined.
Bruhh 1: Bruhhh you a PETTY BETTY!!!!
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They are the coolest person. They are quite literally the 😎 emoji.
Hey do you know petty fag?
Oh yeah it’s that really cool person right?
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