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For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
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A Word for a crazy molester pedophile
"Oh man, stay away from that Mr Phillip"
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Co founder of "andys nan corp"
voice of an angel, body of a goddess
1st member of tizz wozz
pretend turk
dancing queen
Hey... theres Carlie Phillips
Hi Carlie
Hi Guys!
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To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.
"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"
"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
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a crazy fuckin indian who escaped from prison in Western New York and we on a rampage injuring, and killing police
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A Fuzzy Phillipe(fil ee pay) is when a gay man has his lover gently trim his coarse butt hairs, and gather them in a small tray.
He then retrieves glue (preferable superglue) and glues a thin Mexican moustache strip onto the upper lip of the ass hair owner.
Once this is complete and looking dandy, the now named "Phillipe" will attempt at a sloppy rim job of their lover, with extra tongue.
The man getting rimmed, will feel a slightly fuzzy tickle of the mustache and dance with excitement.
This is the Fuzzy Phillipe
Gay Man 1: Ive never tried a Fuzzy Phillipe before.
Gay Man 2: Well let me show you.
Gay Man 1: Oh Jeffery, that feels tremendous!
Gay Man 2: Shhhh, call me...Phillipe.
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John Phillips is the sexist man alive and has a big most dick unlike bobby Lombardo with his small little shrimp dick.
Danm john phillips fuck me I don't want that piece of shit bobby lombardo.
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