Uno plus 4

A card that forces the next player to draw four cards unless they can stack it. It is actually a message saying that person hopes you die in a shallow grave and don't want you to be alive.

Guy 1 with one card left: Uno
Guy 2: *lays down Uno plus 4*
Guy 1: "You're dead to me."

everything plus 1

everything in a relationship plus marriage

boy:you are my everything plus 1

girl: awe :)

Hug Plus One

The concept of getting an erection during a hug. Creepy when one hugs a girl, gay when one hugs a guy, may on occasion (read: in pornography) have a happy ending.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cut down on the PDA, man. I don't want your hug to become a hug plus one!

shift plus one

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.

ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE

The plus sign to the right

It's a button you can click to add any word you want to urban dictionary.

I'm going to use the plus sign to the right to make a word!!!

Plus or Minus Man

Plus or Minus Man is a Calculus superhero. He has the power to make square roots either positive or negative (plus or minus).

His other powers include the Integration Inferno, Derivation Disaster, and the dreaded, cataclysmic L'Hopital Derivation.

Person 1: "Amg, this Calculus test is so hard...negative one-half are you freaking kidding me??!!!"

Person 2: "Never fear, Plus or Minus Man will be here!! He will integrate and derive everything for us!!"

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infinity plus three

The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.

infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:

Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.

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