pope on dope

When a normally quiet and calm person gets rowdy.
Note: This does not have to be drug induced

Friend 1: Last night Jake hit 2 mailboxes. He was driving like the pope on dope!

Friend 2: What? Every time I drive with him he follows all the rules!

Pope Slide

An inline skating trick that extends the knee slide where you wrist guards hit the ground and you put you head down and scrape the top of your helmet.
which sort of looks like the pope kissing the ground.

One: Man that guy just stacked baddly.
Two: Nah it was a pope slide.
One: He's not getting up.
Two: OK he stacked it.

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popes in a volkswagen

A frat party go to wherein the goal is to cram as many guys as possible into a Volkswagen Beetle. Generally results in at least one person experiencing a near death experience from suffocation.

Sigma Chi Will be going for a record popes in a Volkswagen Friday night.

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pope heyward

A real oddball in the outer banks. TOTAL hottie and a genius.

OMG WHO IS THAT HOT POGUE????

None other than pope heyward

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faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

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is the pope catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

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pope-nap

to obtain the pope against his will and run off with him in a sack.

dawg, you was pope-napped!

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