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King Prawn

A 4.5 to 5.5 inch penis. In the famous words of Pepé “ I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay!”

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!

Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!

by Prince Anpu June 14, 2022


Blue Prawn

A conventionally unattractive and eccentric person who still manages to pull a 10/10

“I can’t believe my blue prawn of a brother got a girlfriend before you”

by mmmm_bigmac January 30, 2025


Prawn-head

Decent bod, uggo face.

So like a prawn, you'd cut off the head.

Matt - Look at that absolute prawn-head

by Cameraboi92 November 22, 2019


prawn head

a person who has no guts and a head full of shit.

the stupid weak bugger is a prize prawn head.

by roosaloose February 06, 2019


off their prawns

To be very very intoxicated.

Look at Sam man, they are of their off their prawns.

Yeah I know Jenny was totaly off her prawns last night too.

by BlockII November 28, 2011


forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009


Prawn ready

In Brawl Stars meaning "really good with the brawler Hank" who is regarded as the worst brawler in the game.

"Dude! He's so prawn ready!" (K/D ratio 15/2)

by Virus8-BIT April 29, 2024