A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.
I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise
Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.
To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal
Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
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