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Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first
Hey dude want to play pocket python
Panda In training, warrior, boss-ass-bitch, beast, winner, etc.
Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!
Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.
WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.
The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.
Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.
Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again