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When you throw up blood into a girls pussy, often during sexual acts.
Guy 1: I did a reverse period into my girl last night
Guy 2: Are you ok?
Guy 1: I'm currently at the hospital
The result of making a large, forceful, and explosive deposit into a toilet, causing the water in the bowl to splash back on your ass.
That king-sized chimichanga from The Alamo had me doing the reverse flush the minute I got home.
When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.
The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.
When a man is about to enter a woman and the head enters the vagina, the woman grabs hold of the shaft, pulls it out, and slowly, sympathetically strokes the top of the man's penis.
I was about to fuck this girls pussyhole, but then she reverse jerked me, so I kicked her out of my house .
A sophisticated form of giving oral sex when when the woman is standing on her feet, knees locked with her back facing your head and arms behind her back. Much like an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground (for whatever reason they do that), the woman bends forward at her waist and performs oral sex on the man who is laying on his back.
The woman won my heart when she, without announcement, performed the reverse ostrich on me. I knew at that moment the relationship would last at least two more weeks.
Doesn’t exist since you cannot be racist to the oppressors or majority.
Person: “Bro, look at that cracker.”
Person 2: “That’s reverse racism.”
Person: “No, it’s prejudice”
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When the nightmare is actually waking up to reality.
Reverse nightmares are usually followed by the chest-crushing realization that it was all just a dream and the dreamer must readjust, yet again, to the grim reality of waking life.
The most common of these events usually deal with someone's permanent absence (whether through death or break-up).
''I was dreaming mom was still alive and everything had been a huge mix-up.''
''God, I hate those kinds of reverse nightmares... they just make it that much harder to get over the pain.''
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