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jerry-rig

To put together in a way that works, but is contrary to the โ€œnormโ€ or specific directions (instructions). To put together in an unusual, better or temporary way.

Example One: When I put together the new lock on my door, I broke off a metal shaft inside the lock so it could only be engaged with a key. That way, I can never be accidentally locked out of the house. I told the workmen, "Don't worry about locking me out if I'm not here when you leave, I jerry-rigged the lock, you need a key to lock it".

Example Two: On the drive home, my muffler was dragging on the asphalt. I jerry-rigged it with a piece of wire and gaffers tape so it would stay in place until I had it repaired.

by Thomas David October 25, 2004

112๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerry-rig

To build or construct in a hasty, haphazard manner.

He had jerry-rigged part of the mainframe to work seamlessly with the adjacent TCP/IP net.

by Typos April 26, 2004

102๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honky rig

A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Also used for combining various unrelated objects in a ingenius way to create an otherwise unavailable piece of equipment. A Synonym for nigger rig designed to be used around sensitive company.

Friend: How did you fix your vibrating, electric razor?

Me: I had to honky rig one from a razor blade, duck tape, fishing line, and my wife's dildo.

Friend: very nice

by Dahounan February 19, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


nigger rig

to modify a an otherwise tasteful car with giant ass rims a billion speakers so the music sounds like autobots fighting.and other stupid mods bolted to cars may include stancing a car or lifting an otherwise useful truck and putting giant ass rims on it making it so useless you cant even hit a pothole.sadly white people have caught onto this trend as well.generaly cars like this will feature hoods opening a billion different ways or a paint job with a gajillion colors and an interior were the person couldent make up theyre mind on wich exotic animal they wante and it looks like a safari.donks fit the catagory also and the only circles that find these cars cool are from africa.
not to be confused with lowrider or street trucks or rice rockets

guy 1 yeahhhyuhhh maine got mah car all lifted on dem giant 28.s double duces yo know wha im sayin maine?? got enough audio an shit to vibrate da whole dayumn blok!!
guy 2 stop braggin about youre nigger rig goddamnit!!!!!
guy 2 damn black people need to learn the wider the tire the more traction you get not the bigger the rim seems us white guys have this figured out!!!

by rayjay91 December 25, 2014

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nigger rigged

a word that was accumulated whenever an african american was decided lazy and decided instead of constructing a way of to fix somthing then they would rather poorly rig it together

Man that entertainment center is Hella' nigger rigged

by Tyler boardman December 29, 2006

86๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rig-Monkey

A Rig-Monkey is someone who when at a free party or rave they feel the urge to start climbing the stack some Rig-Monkeys are ok an Get the crowd goin an get down. then there is the other sort. This Rig-Monkey wil keep climbing the stack urging people to join him. these are bad Rig-Monkeys an should be left at home

good...man1: Did you see that girl last night get up on the stack an dance an get everyone goin?
man2: yeah i was right there she was a right Rig-Monkey.

bad...man1: man did you see that nob last night?
man2: yeah wot a Rig-Monkey he kept gettin up there.

I thought at on point the stack was going to fall over.
man1:yeah he should av been left at home.

by davendave February 5, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Rig

A heavy set large male, often regarded as someone who cracks skulls and breaks hearts. Often Big Rig are seen operating in groups. The chant 'Big Rigs! Big Rigs!' is often a rallying call for all Big Rigs in the area to converge. Big Rigs can also be defined into categories according to weight, dietary specifications and virility (e.g. Biggus Riggus, Riggus Mayor and Riggus Maximus).

Example 1:
Scene: Two girls have brought two Big Rigs back to their hotel after a night out.

Girl 1: Who took that awful smelling shit in our loo?!

Big Rigs: (looking at each other and then chanting) BIG RIGS! BIG RIGS! BIG RIGS!

Example 2:
Scene: Big Rig in bed with a girl spontaneously gets out of bed and wants to wake up his conquest.

Big Rig: (whilst flapping his penis vigorously) BIG RIGS! BIG RIGS! BIG RIGS!

by We still believe August 8, 2012

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