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Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani

The Mobster in Chief’s pet nickname for his current personal attorney-fixer since Rudy has been, just like Batman’s Joker, hired by New York City mob bosses, has a deep desire to upset the social order, a warped sense of humor, and is motivated by his own inner chaos, inhumanity and love of anarchy.

It’s clear that Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani is the newest trumpuppet and desperate fall guy for the Flag Fucker in Chief as we watch him finally begin to circle the drain and head for the comfy Otisville celebrity slammer in New York to join his good old buddy, Michael Cohen.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2019

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Flat Booty Rudy

A girl with no butt
Opposite of Big Booty Judy

Person 1: Shes So Cute!

Person 2: She Gotta Donk?
Person 1: Nah I wish but she a Flat Booty Rudy

by The Trillest Nigga Breathing December 22, 2012

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rudi braun haircut

where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.

rudi braun is asian and has a rudi braun haircut

by my nipple hurts December 16, 2004

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rudy huxtable syndrome

/noun/ occurance in which a plain-looking child star becomes SEXY AS ALL HELL after going through puberty; named after Keisha Knight Pulliam's character on "The Cosby Show;" also known as the punky brewster effect

Keisha Knight Pulliam, Alyssa Milano, & Soleil Moon Frye all have rudy huxtable syndrome.

by The Deuce December 16, 2005

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rudie can't fail

1).Oft used line from legendary band The Clash used in "Safe European Home" and titular "Rudie can't Fail". A "Rudie" is an icon of its subculture with supposed powers invisible to the rest of society.
In FakeNews:- White skinned Ska rudeboys and rudegirls give their money to their darkest, dreadlocked, coolest, charismatic, usually drinking a beer, friend:- the Rudiest Rude - "Rudie". This "Rudie", they believe, has incredible ability to stumble upon contacts, commit crime like buying cannabis in UK, quickly, clandestinely, efficiently in any strange location, based on sub cultural prejudices. They just hand over their money, push them out in public, to do amoral work and believe, culturally, "Rudie Can't Fail!"

2)Strategy being used by Republicans and Donald Trump's Defence Team that Rudie Giuliani is their

"Rudie Can't Fail!"
"How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail" The Clash

"Rudie" so credible, even "normal" within the subculture, actually is quite visible to the general public as somewhat eccentric, entertaining, smooth talking, but certainly suspicious and activity worth reporting to the police.

US TOURIST "Ya know I gotta pal that can be dropped off outside any cantina in ELA - never been there before - we give him our money and in hour he's back, smiling, the best coke deal and we drive off. These total strangers look at his full body tattoos, knife scarred 400lbs and "big, beautiful eyes" and just trust him! Anywhere! It's really screwed up! - I wouldn't show my face in those neighbourhoods, Man!"
UK RUDEBOY " I gotta Ska mate like that - ironically - don't look like THAT though! - Any strange place, give him the dosh and that Rudie Can't Fail... Where's that mate of your's now?"

US TOURIST "Prison"
UK RUDEBOY "Yeah mine too..."Rudie to "Yardie"

by Gabbro February 15, 2019


Tucking in Rudy's shirt.

Euphemism for masturbation. Especially when in hotel room with a someone you believe to be underage

Man, when my girl left me I must have tucked in Rudy's shirt 5 times a day to find some relief.

I found a crusty sock under my teenage son's bed. I think he's been using it for tucking in Rudy's shirt.

by ToryScum October 21, 2020


[Rudy Ass Huxtable]

A Rudy Ass Huxtable is someone who is REALLY rude.

"WTF? Can you believe that bitch?"

"I know! She is such a Rudy Ass Huxtable!"

by wallwallwall January 9, 2009