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When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
Hey TJ, you should of seen the Pennsylvania Salt Shaker I performed on your mom last night!
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To receive a hand job through the anal cavity of a sexual partner, from a second partner, while in the vagina of the first.
"Banged a girl with a prolapsed asshole. Then her friend joined in and gave me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
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When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)
Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
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One for the stink and two for the Pink
See One for the stink and two for the pink
Give that girl a shaker she'll never forget
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When a girl hides coke in her ass and a man fucks her anally.
"That bitch at the urgent care got fucked Mexican Salt Shaker style last night."
Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
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Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity
"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"
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