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Nice Asian country but seriously we need more superior high ground
Stanley: so why did you come to Singapore
Patrick: wait this isn't mother russia
A country that bans chewing gum. Also get fined $10,000 dollars, or go to jail for a year for carrying gum.
I went to Singapore last year for our honeymoon. We should’ve went to Fiji!
singapore is my nation,i love singapore espacially when now that national day is coming.I wish my nation a happy birthday.
happy birthday singapore
A small and hot place.
feels like home where grades matters,a place where children will stress because of Psle.
singapore is also a jungle
A redneck term for flawless skin. Poreless.
Susan: What are you using on your face? Your skin looks amazing!
Me: Its my new face cream, guaranteed to not leave a singapore on the face!
Susan: Black people age so nicely.
Me: Right! Look at Cletus, he ain't got a singapore on his skin!