Skin cheese

When a milk boy is good.

That milk boy earned his skin cheese well before his peers.

bologna skins

cheapest tires you can get, thinnest walls and tread

just throw some bologna skins on that old womans car she never drives

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skin bridge

A skin-bridge is formed when the raw remnant where the foreskin was cut attaches to the raw surface of the glans and heals that way. This happens after the doctor has lost interest in the case and the mother, who has been told her son's circumcised penis is now "low maintenance" and has no idea what it is "supposed" to look like, does not notice that anything is the matter

The doctor botched my circumcision. Now I have a skin bridge and I keep my merkin in it.

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waste of skin

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.

"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."

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Skin Magazine

A Copy of pornographic literature.
Porn, Pornography, Adult literature.
Porn and Porno are informal examples.

I just found some Skin Magazines under Tommy's bed.

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Skin Beans

When it looks like your stomach has strange beany lumps beneath it - often on a "fat day".

Looks like i've got the skin beans

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"