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An extremely wholesome genre of films, that groups and families watch together on holidays such as Christmas, etc.
Son: Hey Mom, will Uncle Jack bring the Pornos with him?
Mom: Yes son, your uncle has a magnificent Porno collection.
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Possibly the best thing in the world.
Three cheers for porno, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip OH shit my mom just found my collection.
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something I look at all the time
"Damn, can't find any good lasbo porno on the web!"
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The greatest thing in the world next to ice cream and barbecue. Looked down on by many people but those people are, you know, whatever.
Every good American should prove their worth by watching and making a porno.
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How to say porn when speaking out loud. When writing porno, it’s proper to say porn. But when speaking to an official, you ought to say pornography.
Example 1
Person 1: “Writes porno on paper.”
Person 2: “Wtf are you doing, you’re supposed to write porn!”
Example 2
Person: “Says porn our loud during interview”
Random Commentator: “dumbass ur supposed to say porno.”
Example 3
Person: “you should try porn, it’s pretty hot.
Official: “ok boomer.”
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Something people watch, get boners from, and jerk-off too, because they are too ugly and have so much of a low education that they cannot get a real real girlfriend.
"Man did you see the new porno with the russian chicks?"
"Nope, sure didn't, I was out doing it with a russian chick at that time."
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