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The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
Come on Will! Not another soggy fap
The instance where a hermaphrodite gets turned on and subsequently gets both an erection and wet at the same time
Yo man, I hooked up with that hermy chick yesterday, her soggy rocket was so huge it was more like a slippery shuttle.
The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.
You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!
The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.
"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."
When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.
I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.
Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.
"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."