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basically when you hear a mf say this its time to dip
john: "ayo timmy we gotta hit the splat this place is to heated"
Timmy: "yeah your right lets get tf out of here"
When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.
Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.
Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.
When you get drunk and jerk off outside
Todd had a drunk splat last night