Rural Dictionary

Hammo Spread

A chick who comes to Hamilton Island as a thin hot chick then turns into a fat whore over a period of time gernerally less than six months.
Can also be refered to the Yalara Spread of the Tourist destination Ayers Rock.

Have you seen Jane latley? Yeah she has the Hammo Spread happening there.

by Harvey wilks March 31, 2007

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Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.

The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.

by Ben Shapiro is cool. April 30, 2018

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spread the seed

Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.

It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?

by J to the Holmes July 3, 2006

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spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....

A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.

by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 26, 2016

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