spunk rocket

A term used to describe an erect penis, shaped like a rocket and full of semen (spunk)

Suck my spunk rocket

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Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

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monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

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spunk beard

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.

"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"

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spunk gobbler

woman who loves giving head

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Spunk Sickle

1. Dick, cock, pecker, prick
2. Spunk that has been frozen so that a broad can suck it “off” on a hot summer day

Pornstars grave the spunk sickle!

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Spunk doodle

The spunk doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit. Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK

JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation

WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische

STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count

SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee

ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.

PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape

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