panda style technique

A type of fighting style when you connect both hands Infront of you and move them rapidly up and down

Is timur using the panda style technique on that kid?

Yea man! How could he do that?

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bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.

I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.

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deadly anus technique

1.the ancient technique of farting in someone else's rectum until thier poo-guts explode. usually followed by a poke in the eye.

2.

1.Denise tried the deadly anus technique on me, but i outsmarted her by farting first, then locking it in her using rubber-cement.

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back to back technique

when a nigga make you cum multiple times in one or more positions

my man stay having me cum .. his back to back technique strong as fuck .

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the fingers to nose bridge technique

when a person is in a situation that has gone wrong .
generally do to stupied people doing dumb things.

the fingers to nose bridge technique.

he uses the fingers to nose bridge technique do to stress.

slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.

I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.

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T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique)

The act of inducing sexual activity by acquiring your target, walking by them, faking a twisted ankle, and elegantly but rapidly falling face first, mouth wide open into the crotch of your target. Therefore announcing your sexual desire and leading to the arousal of your target. You are now, inevitably, in there! (suitable for both male and female use).

(As Boy strolls past the naive little angel Girl)

Boy: hello

Girl: heyyy ;)

(Boy performed the T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique) and plummets face first into Girl's vagina)

Girl: *Gasp* oh my God... I'm taking you to my bedroom