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Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.
Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod
On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.
The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.
A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.
"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"
My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.
My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.