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The reason so many people are born in November.
I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
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A 24-hour period in which you indulge yourself in complete gluttony, narcissism and sloth, in the manner of Eric Cartman on Comedy Central's South Park.
Guy1: Did you just pound down that entire box of Krispy Kremes?
Dude: Yep, I'm having a Cartman Day. A nap, then a tub of Ben and Jerrys is next, right after I get you to RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Guy2: But... you're already a fatass.
Dude: Screw you guys -- I'm going home!
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A day where you have no bones, so you can't get out of bed.
Today is a no bones day, I'm just going to flop in bed and watch Netflix
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A day which consists of eating pesto pasta, watching youtube and playing fortnite. The intention is to be productive and work but realistically, it never happens. People who indulge in jason days are usually greek or have greek connections (i.e. a greek house mate)
Luke: Hi Jack, what is your plan for the day?
Jack: Alright Luke, probably going to have a jason day I haven't had pesto in a while.
The holiday that is everyday of every year of every year. It is also on every holiday.
Bill: Guess what day is it today?
Joe: I don’t know, what?
Bill: Happy Ouzenhainger Day!
October 21 will be announced to be the new no homo day. This day is where you can do anything homo and no homo and automatically applied.
I sucked my guy friends dick today but don’t worry it’s no homo day.
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The first album from Phase Two of the hip-hop/reggae/everything else band, Gorillaz. While it is indeed the fourth album released from them, it's the second to feature brand new songs from their new artistic style (both musical and drawn). After a five year hiatus, Demon Days contains many new and superb songs, including singles Feel Good Inc., Dare, and (later) El Mañana. This album was produced by the prestigious DJ Dangermouse, who is responsible for mixing The Grey Album. B-Sides to Demon Days are already here, with more on their way.
Henry: Man, that new Gorilllaz album Demon Days sure makes me Feel Good....Inc. Hehehe.
Jake:...Shut up.
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