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the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion
Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.
On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.
I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.
When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.
"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"
"Hell yea bromigo"
"Bro I know"
When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip
I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.
The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo
Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.
After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1
Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities