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Supposedly the academically-gifted. That can be true, however, we like to believe that AP stands for "Advanced Procrastinator." We often don't care about what we're learning, we just want that weighted average. We casually share answers, discuss test and essay questions, and occasionally sleep in class. Our assignments aren't normally started until the night before their due-date at the earliest, yet they're all turned in on time. We hardly ever study - only the last 10 minutes before a test. It's a competition of who knows the most in class. The only time we seriously study is the two days before the AP Exams. We get excited talking about the essays afterward.
AP Student: I was up 'til 1:30 last night writing my AP World essay.
Non-AP Student: Didn't you have two weeks to write it?
AP Student: Yeah, but I didn't feel like doing it.
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Proof that Satan exists. Who else could be behind the torture that is AP Physics?
In AP Physics, the class average on the last test was 55.
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A person who is great at what they do. It is a HUGE compliment to be called a “genuine ape”
“Yooo that chef is a genuine ape” (they make great food)
“Aye kid you’re a genuine ape at basketball” (they are great at basketball)
1. Simians sucking at the government's teet and getting subsidized housing from hard-working tax dollars.
2. Government laws pertaining to this "social service."
Variant of Section Eight.
All the Section Ape housing around here is driving down the property values.
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A class designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. The students taking the class, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a C or even a D. Usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. It can also be known as hell on earth. Most students struggle to get a B, but pass the final exam with 90s and 100s. Side effects include but are not limited to, having no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off cliffs and mental breakdowns.
Guy 1: "Hey, can you go to the football game on Friday?"
Guy 2: "No, I have to work on my AP English work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
Guy 1: "Sucks, dude."
Guy 1: "I got 6 hours of sleep last night. I feel so energized."
Guy 2: "How the hell is that possible?"
Guy 1: "I know, right?"
I was about to AP English my friend for saying "who" instead of "whom", but quickly stopped my self.
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An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.
Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.
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