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llama song

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz

Person 1: omg that animal looks like a llama
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG

Person 1:whats the song

Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

by MayaTheLlama January 26, 2017

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


llama

n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.

"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."

by SquashedDuck November 11, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dhali Llama

1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove

Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.

by Ian January 25, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


llama sexual

1.having an extreame attraction to Llama's.
2. having sexual feelings with Llama's
3. having sexual relations with Llama's

dude 1- are you a Llama sexual?
dude 2- what's that?
dude 1- want to watch me and my Llama have sex?

by freeze dry April 16, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


momma llama

Affectionate, private, pet-name for one's mother.

Growing up, my momma llama always made sure I had a hot breakfast.

by Brian Mincey May 14, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porch Llama

One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness

Oh man, she is such a porch llama.

by Ese Hernandez January 30, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twaniz

by llama goddess October 23, 2015

25๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž