Signalphilia

The compulsion to send signals, generally through body language, actions, or cryptic speech rather than speaking plainly and clearly.

Patrick was gay but due to signalphilia he tried to send messages to his parents explaining his sexuality rather than just telling them.

swooby

a word to describe certain types of music, esp. that by Roxette

That music is swooby, like Roxette, you know...

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Signals From Mars

used in various fields, more predominantly in computer or electronics fields, to indicate inbound data that is being detected but the source of the data cannot be determined.

"hey billy, this thing has shat itself again, I think i am getting signals from Mars again..."
"reboot it".

llama

n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.

"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."

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Truman

n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing

n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"

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Truman

n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing

n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"

Truman

n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing

n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"