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One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.
A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.
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Someone crazy in bed. Ex: Jeff Matthews.
Liz was riding the Mechanical Bull.
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Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.
I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.
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How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .
Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!
Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.
Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
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This is when a guy realises you have caught him cheating or telling lies.. he avoids you, your calls and makes everything seem like you are at fault.
He used defence mechanism on all his ex's.
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imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time
"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"
"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"
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