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Looks good in pictures but not in reality.
1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.
2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
An amazing roblox game everyone should play because it is very cool and good and cool :)
The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.
My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.
Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.
I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.
The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls
Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!
A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
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