old dayum

a good looking old person

that old dayum is good looking

Old Digger

The male equivalent of a female "Gold Digger." These greedy young guys don't care what age their woman is...as long as they have an estate.

"Dude, you're boning that sea hag Margaret? You're an Old Digger!"

old girlfriend

You hate her, but you still kind of love her.

Mixed feelings about an old girlfriend

Old Roy

An elderly sexual deviant or pervert

Check out Old Roy over there lurking in the corner and eyeball raping that chick

the old you

1) Used in a sentence to encourage somebody to do or not to take place in an ativity of sort, usually bad.

2) Used to tell somebody that they have changed, either in a good or bad way.

a) The old you would have tapped that hussey all night.

b) The old you would never have thought about stealing that bitches TV while TJ was banging her mum, what's got into you man?

old maid

a woman who has passed the age at which women typically marry (for the first time) and/or have children without doing either (derogatory term; "maid" is short for "maiden" meaning "virgin", and stems from the former presumption that a woman who had neither married nor had children was a virgin)

My mother had an old maid aunt who lived with my mother's parents.

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the old days

The days you're never going to have back.

The days you can look back on and think, "i miss it so much." or, "what was i thinking? i'm glad it's not like that anymore."

When most people talk about the old days, they discuss good memories with old friends. Sometimes, this topic can become very emotional and sometimes awkward (depending on the topic).

The old days are the days that are gone and done for. They won't come back. You could try, but nothing is or ever will be exactly the same as things were in the past. Even if they come very close. But the past is the past because it's over with. And there's nothing you can do about it, no matter how hard you try.

Person #1: Remember when you me and john used to hang out every weekend and watch movies and play guitar and play trivial pursuit?

Person #2: Oh yeah, god, i miss the old days.

OR;

Person #1: Remember when Mark pushed you down the stairs?

Person #2: Uh, let's not talk about the old days..

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