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The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein
Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..
Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.
Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.
A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!
Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
The professor of fuck who teaches all ages😉
Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?
Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."