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a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.
Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?
the 2-3 ply you use to wipe up with after taking a deuce
I'm all out in here, could you pass me some more rim towel.
The act of dropping your towel (presumably after a shower) and exposing your genitals to a house guest or other unsuspecting personnel.
Bro#1: dude how was that pizza you ordered last night?
Bro#2: never ate it, the delivery girl was cute so I towel dropped her!
Bro#1: woah dude did you smash?
Bro#2: nah man she called the police...
Towel dropping
To put off doing something until later because currently you are being too awesome to deal with it
Bro 1: "Dude, there is this chick totally passed out on our kitchen floor!"
Bro 2: " Just throw a towel on it. We'll deal with it in the morning. Party on, bro!"
A moist towellete specifically designed to wipe ur balls with in case of sweat or odour. Derived from the vedas, the tatte towellete is a must have product in most parts of India where humid temperatures cause excessive sweating. India Women carry them with them all the time to be able to wipe off balls they may have to lick.
Forced to lick the sweaty balls of the wicketkeeper, Sita, quickly reached into her handbag for a tatte towel.
A towel that is kept close to the bed so your one night stand has a towel to wipe off post sex before she/he leaves.
I made sure I had a trick towel close by so Julio can wipe up and leave quickly after he fucks me.
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A towel used to soak up your jizz once you get turned on by something extremly sexy like blood on the dance floor or oldmen walking their tiny dogs while riding their scooters. A portable version of a jizz towel is the new and improved handy jizz rag.
Example one: "jarrod matthew is so amazing and his eyes are so yummy, I luvers him"
"jeez dude, get your fucking jizz towel ready"
Example two: -riding in the car- "HOLYWALNUTS! did you just see that bilboard with Morgan Freemen?!"
"dude... I got this handy portable jizz rag for you to use"
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