Ad Council

Very (fucking) annoying add that appears on the top of your screen while using Urbandictionary.com

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk!"

"I'll smack you!"

"Stupid Idiot!"

"Shut Up!"

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AD-venture

When someone is extremely bored and uses their computer to click on almost every AD they see in order to see what they can find.

After a long AD-venture, Garrett found himself subscribed to several porno magazines and with his email filled with spam.

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ad whore

any game or movie or book advertised in more than 3 of the conventional forms of media (i.e. magazines, internet, tv) so much that major plot and gameplay points are exposed before the general release, or any game advertised on the 3 media+ food and beverage products at a high frequency.

person1: Dude, did you see the summer 2004-spring-2005 issues of Xbox Magazine? Halo 2 was such an ad whore!

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value added

Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification".

"Dude, Doritos are now $5.00 a bag, but it's alright, because the extra cheese powder makes them a Value Added Product."

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Ad Libs

While in the process of a song, the panning of your voice adding emphasis to phrases to empower your lyrics. Additional punchlines & etc.

"Dont ask me i'm just thinking out loud,(aaaaaaayyyyy!!!)
Purple haze got my head in the clouds." - Young Jeezy

Young Jeezy more/less popularized ad libs.

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ad nausea

When you're watching a whole night of TV on the same network and you see the same ad roughly 9387493 times, you suffer from ad nausea.

Barbara suffered from ad nausea after seeing the same TV ad 98732438 times in one night.

Barbara: OMG! This is the 26th time I've seen this ad tonight!
Katy: You must be suffering from ad nausea.
or
Barbara: OMG! This is the 26th time I've seen this ad tonight!
Katy: Hmm you should see a doctor. That sounds like ad nausea.

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Ninja Ad

An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.

"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."