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A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
When a dumb ass doesn’t remember the term skid mark
Glenn: *farts so loud he sounds like he shit himself*
Me: oh my god Glenn. Did you shit yourself?
Glenn: no I don’t leave curb stains
When you receive a bunch of texts from someone and you reply with a one word answer, essentially blowing them off so that they stop texting you.
Is that all you have to say to me? I sent you all these heartfelt texts and you give me a one word text?? Are you giving me the text curb??
To work as a prostitute/hooker, since most prostitutes usually can be found standing on a curb waiting to be picked up.
Person 1:It's only 8:00pm why are you leaving?
Person 2:I work the curb now, and I'm supposed to be meeting with a few other curb workers to chat.
The act of hanging around licenced establishments at closing time hoping to pick up lonely individuals.
"Look at that curb lurcher over there!" or "'com on lads... lets go curb lurching!"
When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
When you are talking with someone and they seem to want to cut you off and get off the phone.
Is that all you have to say? You don't sound too excited to talk to me....Are you giving me the phone curb?