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The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.
Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!
Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
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when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.
BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'
<insert returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"
<no returned confirmation touch>
BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"
<insert confirmation touch>
GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"
<insert returned confirmation touch>
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When a heterosexual couple are about to have sex and have been fooling around for a while first, a gentleman will subtly reach his hand down to her lady parts and gently touch to see if she is ready.
When a guy is curious if he is done with the foreplay and canmove onto the actual sex he does a gentleman's touch to see if she is wet enough to get started.
'Man, i was with this chick last night and i thought the foreplay was gonnna go on forever but i gave her the gentleman's touch and she was ready to go!'
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I was scammed on ebay. I seriuosly thought the iPod Touch was an iPhone
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Everything you touch turns to shit.
He tried to get the business off the ground but the poor guy had the Trump touch.
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something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside
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Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.
Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch